Rusty Signs Pamela Anderson
josh hunter
- January 29 2009
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- 26 comments
Yes, you read the headline correctly. Rusty Surfboards recently announced it signed on Pamela Anderson in this brief statement on the brand’s blog:
Rusty would like to welcome Pamela to the surf team! It’s been a long time coming and we are all very pleased to have her on boards. While most company’s are making cutbacks, Rusty is signing celebrities. She’ll be on tour this year as well helping out around the office filing and making copies. j/k
p.s. Pamela get me some coffee!!!
We here at Transworld Business will take our coffee without Hep C please Pam.
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January 29th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Even more ludicrous than the santa clause bandit ! do you guys have no budget at all , crack into that LJG money and do some real marketing !
January 29th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
is she going to surf? that would be beyond *awesome* if she got out there and kicked some **S on her board!! But if shes just gonna be the brands pet well… she looks good but that’s kinda whatever…
January 29th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
How pathetic! “Our company is going nowhere man! But WAIT…I have a GREAT marketing idea: Bring on board an imoral, halfbaked nitwit with big boobs!!!” Yep, sales are gonna go through roof now! Why not go all the way and make Tommy Lee the CEO? Yeah, now that’s the ticket!
January 29th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Is this a fucking joke or what?
How stupid is this brand/marketing manager?
I respect Pam, she has made something out of her assets…but
what the fuck has this to do with a surf brand?
January 29th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
looks to me like a fun joke. really who cares its funny. have a little humor people. who pissed in your cheerios .
January 29th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
haha funny.
January 29th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Some of these comments are just stupid.Why would you waste your time with saying mean dumb comments.dont be bummed that today is bring your brown box to work day.
January 29th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Whoa, are those the new Reef sandals that wrap all the way up to the crotch zone? RADICAL?!!
January 29th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
This has to be a joke, unless it’s the first move by the new employee from Quik.
January 29th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
WHOA! Wait! Did Pamela escape the S&M machine installed in the Rusty HQ showers? Gotta love LJG.
Remember when Globe hired protesters to picket their Secret Machines film?
All eyes are on the R. blog as we write! Gotta love it!
January 29th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Looks like she is RIDING for Merlin’s in Mission Beach, too! HA!
January 29th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
April fools day came early this year… great way to get some buzz, I guess.
January 30th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Great reporting by “The leader in boardsports news and information”.
Another brainless cut and paste no thinking editorial piece by TWRumorMill. Brilliant!
January 30th, 2009 at 9:47 am
Did any of you jackasses catch the j/k at the end of that release? That means Just Kidding…but you knew that,right?
January 30th, 2009 at 9:53 am
I was the 1st. post , i got it , that is why it is not a bad reporting effort , it is a bad marketing effort , like that dumbass santa clause bandit at Christmas , if that is all they can come up with, DON’T DO ANYTHING WOULD BE BETTER .
January 30th, 2009 at 10:15 am
TWRumorMIll,
Have you seen those IQ tests online? You should take one, and then lay off the solid foods for a while.
http://rusty.com/blog/2009/01/28/rusty-signs-pamela-anderson/
The difference between a rumor and a joke is apparently about 50 IQ points in your case.
The real irony here is that you can actually spell brainless..don’t worry, you can ask someone sitting next to you what irony is.
Will someone get this Algernon some flowers?
January 30th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Of course its a joke…
January 30th, 2009 at 11:27 am
It’s all about the effects of gamma rays on man in the moon marigolds, dont’cha know???
January 30th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
sounds like you know this guy. Maybe you should personally call him yourself and tell him how you feel.I don’t think you have it in you “anonymous” !!!
p.s I smell personal vendetta with the brand
January 30th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
What Brand ? all you would be smelling is the crack of my ass. No vendetta and have no idea who the marketing guy is if there is one , just don’t like cheap tricks and frat boy bullshit marketing from anyone.
January 30th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
oh , p.s. i have it in me to meet him/her and you anywhere you want to discuss this or anything on your small mind. Know who your dealing with before making your move amigo.
January 30th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
The thing is they really got broken into at Christmas.I don’t see a reason why not have fun with it.
January 30th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
this is dumb. yeah it got our attention but now we are disappionted in rusty. lame.
January 30th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
TW biz has wasted my time again. getting over it.
January 31st, 2009 at 10:12 am
HA! I LOVE IT!
February 4th, 2009 at 10:07 am
I heard that Pam rides hard….just not on a surf board. ahahhaha